Suddenly, best post.
I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”